For the life of me, I cannot answer this question. I’ve been getting them close to 40 years at this point — my parents also used to get the “Christmas letter” — and it’s obviously been in hyper-drive since I was about 28 and my friends began having kids. I’m ashamed to admit that my fridge is normally about 92% lily-white during the holidays, which is a…
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