The Sad Ballad Of Allison Schardin

A mom in the Minneapolis exurbs cucks her husband, s*xually assaults some teenage hockey players, and ... somehow only gets probation?

I wrote about this case back when, and when I put the same story on Substack, it made me a bunch of money — weirdly, enough money for me to finance an entire weekend in Santa Fe over the holidays. The true crime fascination knows no bounds.

Basically what happened is this suburban Minneapolis mom was having issues in her marriage, and her family took a “…