This Guy, 35 And A Tech Sales Exec, Was Trying To Get A 15 Year-Old In Bed

What a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to Snapchat.

This guy, Matt Menard, is some type of “client account manager” (sales job) for a flashy Miami tech company. I believe I saw somewhere that a previous company of his got acquired by Xerox, which surprised me mostly because I didn’t think Xerox was still in the position to, ya know, buy other companies. Wonders never cease. The woman in this photo, I believe, is his girlfriend/fiancee. Reasonably you can assume she’s over 28.

Menard, however, was one of three guys chatting with 15 year-old in South Jordan, Utah named Alisa Petrov. Let’s frame this up, starting here: