This Guy Really Sh*t The Bed On July 4th
Meet James Michael Heiss Jr. out of Florida.
James Michael Heiss Jr. had a rough July 4th of the year 2023. He apparently took his girlfriend out on a boat in Pasco County, Florida, beat (and some say attempted to kill) her, and then when others reported it to authorities, he fled in another boat. Two police boats caught up to him, so he jumped off his boat and was floating between the two police …
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