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Unload The Dishwasher, Get A BJ?

Katy Perry, useless toddler husbands, and how you show love and respect in a relationship.

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Ted Bauer
Feb 25, 2025
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Here’s a good video to watch, as an aside. Frames this issue well:

Now, also online this past week — the video above is about a year old, so not this past week — Katy Perry went on Call Her Daddy and discussed a bunch of different stuff. Some was actually nuanced, like dating insecure men. But the clip that predictably got the most attention was her saying that, if Orlando Bloom (the father of her kid) unloads the dishwasher, she blows him. Nice. Here’s the clip:

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