We Don't Give A Sh*t About Teachers

Instead, we often play them for funny or salacious headlines.

Joe Urias, who I believe sometimes goes by “Flip” and sometimes goes by Daniel, was a teacher at a college prep academy in Port Saint Lucie, Florida (perhaps best known as where New York Mets spring training is). On Thanksgiving Eve of this year, he broke into a different school (not his) through an apparently open window, and that triggered a soft/silent alarm. Cops showed up, and when they did, he was apparently:

• Naked

• In possession of pot

• In possession of sex toys

• Eating microwaved Mac and cheese

When he saw the cops come in, he filed and then a cop caught up with him, and he punched said cop in the face. He’s now in a jail cell somewhere, unless he bonded out before a trial appearance.

It’s all very funny and makes for good “content:”