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Are they "warriors?" Sperm donors? Or something else?

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Ted Bauer
Oct 06, 2023
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If you like some of this work, consider upgrading to a paid membership. It’s not that expensive, and you might (read: will) learn a few cool things along the way.

My sperm are slow and shitty and it makes me feel slow and shitty most days, so my wife and I had to do IVF back in April 2022. Well, I guess we actually started in February 2022 and it finished, unsuccessfully, in April 2022. It started with a real whimper, too — I got shitfaced the night before it even began.

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