“What Young Boy Isn’t Going To Gang Bang A Woman Giving Him Alcohol And Dip?”

One of life's great questions -- and, within it, perhaps the demise of motherhood and husbands too.

Out of Kentucky, we have a woman named Ellen Phillips, age 39, who became the latest in a long line of teachers to sexually manipulate and abuse some of their students. It’s all detailed here.

In the entire history of the Daily Mail website, this may be the best/worst paragraph ever written:

She admitted to trying to bribe the boys with booze and chewing …