Why do I always say "ground and pound" on Facebook?

I'm a weird person, and I do/say weird things, especially on Facebook. For a while it was "Get What's Yours" (probably 2010-11), along with "Fucking Get What's Yours" (expletives are fun), and for a period in there it was also "Get That Brass Ring!" That has its own origin story, which I'll tell at the bottom of this post. I also like calling people wre…