Why Do People Post Their Kids' Photos All Over Online?

It's a legitimate question of this era.

Before we get going on this post, yes my sperm sucks and I’m infertile and I cannot impregnate my wife and it’s terrible and sometimes I question it all and no, that’s not the reason I am writing this post.

I was talking to my man Todd yesterday — in some circles, he is better known as “Tara Lipinski’s husband” — and we’re talking about birthday parties …