Why Men Are Awful: On the pussy-profit paradigm

I came up with this about a week ago. Like any not-really-developed theory, it has a lot of holes in it and is based largely on stereotypes. For these things, I do apologize upfront. I do think there's a bit of validity on it, though, or else I wouldn't even put down some thoughts.

First things first: I used to have this joke back in my 20s. I usually sa…